Thursday, January 22, 2009

Schoolgirls banned from lessons by headmaster for being too blonde


A headteacher has come under fire from parents and pupils after banning two 16-year-olds from school for being 'too blonde'.

Raegan Booth, 16 (left), and Aby Western, 15 (right), say they were threatened with expulsion by David Alexander unless they dyed their hair brown.

The girls claim they are being forced to adhere to the strict dress code of Rednock School in Dursley, Gloucestershire, in order to sit GCSE exams.

But Raegan remains adamant that her hair is a natural shade of blonde.

She said:'The school rules clearly state that there are to be no "unnatural" hair colours on students.

'Unnatural hair colours are blue, purple, green and bright red. Blonde is considered a natural hair colour and there are many different shades.

'The head claims that he must follow the rules. To me this suggests that certain students are being made to look a way which is against their will.

'I believe this is wrong and no amount of hair dye affects a person's ability in school.'

The teenager, who is refusing to dye her hair a darker shade, added: 'As we are in the middle of our GCSE year, we should not be excluded over something so petty.

'This is a crucial time for us and we should be focusing solely on our grades as opposed to our level of appearance.'

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Monday, January 12, 2009

Natalie Dylan's Virginity Now Worth $2.5 Million


Natalie Dylan, a twenty two year old women's study student, is not the first woman to try to auction off her virginity for money. But Natalie Dylan, which is a pseudonym, appears to be the most succes
Natalie Dylan's Virginity Now Worth $2.5 Million
sful so far in running up the bidding.

The highest bid for a night of passion with Natalie Dylan has come to $2.5 million. At least ten thousand men have out in bids to relieve Natalie Dylan, a cute brunette, of her virginity. Natalie Dylan

Natalie Dylan decided to auction her virginity off when she learned that her sister had worked for three weeks as a prostitute in order to pay for college. When she started the bidding about three or so months ago, Natalie Dylan had hoped that she would get a bid of a million dollars. That she now has the bidding up to two and a half times that number seems incredible.

The winning bidder will get to enjoy Natalie Dylan's favors at the famous Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada, where prostitution is legal. She has undergone a polygraph test and is willing to undergo a medical exam to prove her sexual status to the satisfaction of the winning bidder.

Now the question arises when seeing this story again, what kind of guy is going to shell out two and a half million dollars for a one night stand with someone who is not, after all, experienced? To be sure some of the bidders, according to Natalie Dylan, are men with questionable morals and taste, even by the standards of men who would bid on such an auction. But others seem to be polite businessmen who want to show Natalie Dylan a good time.

A night with a high class call girl, we are informed, might cost a few thousand dollars and might include the kind of kinks that Natalie Dylan is unwilling to participate in. So it is a mystery how Natalie Dylan's virginity is suddenly worth two and a half million dollars. Remember, the price is one night, not to keep Natalie Dylan for any length of time after that.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Driver warned of jail's sexual gorillas

An Australian court has issued a blunt warning about the sexual predators a young driver faces in jail if he does not stop speeding, as authorities struggle to stop teenagers street racing.

"You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong men (in jail) who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you -- and your anatomy," said Magistrate Brian Maloney.

The 19-year-old male appeared in Sydney's Downing Center Court on Monday charged with driving without a license, failing to stop at a police alcohol check point and driving dangerously.

It was his third time before the courts for driving offences, prompting the magistrate's warning he would be jailed next time.

Maloney barred the teenager from driving until 2013, placed him on a 12-month good behavior bond and ordered him to do 150 hours of community work.

Breaching any of these conditions would see the teenager jailed where he would "shower with the gorillas in the mist down at Long Bay jail," said Maloney, his comments confirmed by the court on Tuesday.

Full story on Reuters.com

Friday, January 2, 2009

Jenna Fischer prefers nudity on camera


Ugly? Bald? Fat? Or just plain average... Who cares? - women will want YOU once you know this little secret


"The Office" star Jenna Fischer has been revealing some tasty details lately. She has revealed to FOX that she enjoys flashing her body to the camera. Also the hot starlet said that she waxes her "lady business".

Jenna Fischer was not one for short words for her interview with Fox. She told fox that being naked on the set is better because "In your house you don't have a team of people lighting you perfectly. They can light your cellulite so you see it or don't see it; it's the most amazing thing. They can put makeup on your legs, you try on hundreds of outfits until you find the one that looks the most perfect on you."


Apparently not only is she perfecting her body for the viewers, but her bosses sent her to remove hair from a very sensitive place. She told FOX that "The producers made me get my lady business waxed so that it didn't come out in my costume." Clearly that draws a mental image.

Source : Post Chronicles